May 2012
mistercoventry:
I once had like 3 messages in my inbox
that was the most exciting moment ever
sufjanism:
whenever someone likes me i always worry that they’ll wake up and realize that i’m unattractive and useless and that they were being delusional
Something tumblr has taught me
nargles-stole-my-tardis:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
I have started using this in real life. My friend just laughed at me like I wasn’t serious.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Reblog if you want (1) cute anon message today.
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
25 DEEP Questions.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
thecoletrainbaby:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i see your text post
and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
an-excess-of-tennant:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
It’s okay Pluto. We still love you. Don’t listen to the mean bullies who don’t acknowledge you as a planet just because they’re bigger than you.
A very short lesson in Psychology:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
...
memoriesneverdie:
when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
Reblog this and see what you get.
♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂ = just delete your tumblr already
✌ = you’re awesome
♡ = i love your blog
❁ = you’re beautiful
✓ = i hate you
☹ = you’re ugly
☀ = i want to fuck you
♬ = i wish we were close
♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮ = you inspire me
Anonymous asked: 6, 16, 27, 35
How I think of myself, as a tuba/euphonium player.
simplisticpandemonium:
iwasnineteeeen:
nonayadasgay:
gaykarth:
how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march
wasn’t it just 2007
wasn’t it just a saturday morning in 1999?
Watchtyleroakley:
Oh… oh my God. Oh… my God.
lady-tromboss:
go TMI Tuesday crazy on me C’MON JUST DO IT I PLAY TROMBONE
^^^ Valid reason
TMI Tuesday, anon is on.
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
50. Who do you hate one here?
Tegan: Hey I just met you
Tegan: And this is crazy
Tegan: But I WAS NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Tegan: CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tegan: Maybe.
You know you're a lesbian when
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
You’re sick of boys telling you that you “Just need a good fucking to turn you straight again.”
I’ve had plenty of good fuckings, and none of them were from dicks. Literally.
Life hacks
slugbox:
thebogonoslo:
MY GOD…
