April 2012
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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The Difference:
other girls: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
me: If I gave you my number would it still be the same? If I saved you from drowning? Promise me you'll never go away.
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“I don’t like to think I’m obsessed with my hair, or that it’s a vanity thing—but...”
– Sara Quin.  (via ihateteganandsara)
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i hate all these stupid tumblr couples
gaykeeper-of-trqskq: 0verexposure: they are all “check out how cute i am cuddling with my girlfriend!” then there is one over here “hey you, check me out, kissing my girlfriend and being all fucking cute!” i just want my girlfriend here with me. okay? why must she live 230498203984 miles away? life. Does this make you feel better? A little, actually, thank you. Though the distance will...
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“I have a main book collection and that is done by title and then all the other...”
– Sara Quin  (via dear-jessie)
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A Haiku for the Anons
I’m lying in bed. I am so terribly bored. You should message me.
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Tegan says she's gotten into fights defending Sara...
sourheartz: iwusnineteen: - Sonia Clement Aww cuties
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thebeautifulhustle: asdfghjklsheina: ignorantatheist: nyeeeeaaaah: abbyxjanky: I understand u 1hunnuh perc What the hell just happened? ok this IS the best video on the internet that dude’s laugh tho. OMGGGGG. lol I just screamed and cried.
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Cleveland DJ to parent: ‘Get one of your friends... →
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Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight.
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
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Girl: I hope they make a Hunger Games 2!
*Cannon fires*
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